Degeneration X In Your House Results Written by Andrew Lynnith FREE FOR ALL * An interview with Rocky Miavia. He harasses Jim Cornet and keeps telling everyone to call him "The Rock" * AOL Advertisement. The Jackyl, when asked about his views on the Internet, says he loves to chat with the geeks wearing underwear as they sit in their parent's basements. * Jeff Jarret interview. He brags about how he'll beat the Undertaker. Then he smiles and tells evryone "You need to buy the PPV to see me strut!" Then Undertaker himself shows up on the Titan Tron and says that Jeff Jarret will "Rest in Piece!" DEGENERATION X: THE PPV Light Heavyweight Finals: "Too y" vs. Taka Michanoku Match Highlights: *Taka springboards Brian, who ends up in the aisle. *Brian tries a simaler move, but he misses and busts open his lip. *Jerry Lawler comes to Brian and wipes the blood from his mouth. Then Brian tries several times to get in the ring, but Taka keeps drop-kicking him out. *After a series of suplexes, Brian tries his "Tenn. Jam" but misses. Taka gives him the Michanoku Driver and gets the win. *Jerry Briscoe and several members of the Japanese press enter the ring. Jerry presents Taka with the belt while the press flash photos. Los Boricuas vs. The DOA Match Highlights: *Crush is there and looking good, but he leaves ringside later on. *Miguel Perez, seemingly injured, is knocked out of the ring holding his leg and is left lying there. *Savio Vega tries to take Miguel's place, but the ref won't let him. While this is going on Jesus of the Boricuas gets wasted by Chainz. Chainz is holding Jesus down when Miguel (Who was faking the injury) legdrops him and allows his team to get the win. Four Round Tough Man Contest: Butterbean vs. Marc Mero Match Highlights: *Sable is interviewed while we see clips of Marc and Butterbean. Then we see a photo of Sable standing in Butterbean's corner during his recent title defense. She says she likes Butterbean, but she has to come with Marc. * Round 1: One minute 3 seconds into the bout Mero jumps out of the ring. * Round 1: One minute 66 seconds into the round Mero re-enters the ring. * Round 2: Butterbean is dropkicked by Mero, who then chokes him with his athleat tape. The ref stops Mero before it gets ugly. * Round 3: One minute 33 seconds into the round Mero puts Butterbean into a bearhug. *Round 4: As soon as the round starts Mero is thrown down. He goes nuts and punches Butterbean in the groin. Butterebean wins, but Mero still attacks him, then hits him with a stool. The two are broken up. DUDE LOVE: The image of Butterbean cuts to Dude Love. He compliments Mar Mero's uppercut, says he and Austin are "Soul Mates" and then starts typing on a lap top. THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS GOLDUST: We see the aisle, where Goldust and Luna are standing. Bizzare music, simaler to Goldust's old music, plays in the background. Luna and Goldust are dressed like characters from the musical "Cats" and Goldust reads the book "Green Eggs and Ham" which he says is his own writing. Before he cn finish Luna punches him, calls him a scum sucker, then wraps a chain around his neck and drags him off. Tag Title Match: Southern Justice vs. The Legion of Doom Match Highlights: *Road Dog comes out, saying "Don't feed the dinosaurs! Please fans, don't feed the dinosaurs!" Some officals come out to try to get them to go to the ring, when Road Dog starts screaming: "Mr. Ass can't wrestle! Please, we need to see a doctor! Mr. Ass can't wrestle!" At this point the LOD run out and haul them to the ring. *Billy n uses an ice chest to hit Hawk *Hawk is put in a sleeper by Billy, but he breaks out. *Animal and Road Dog are tagged in. The two duke it out for a while, and then Road Dog is set up for the Doomsday Device. Henry Godwinn runs in with a buckett and slams it into Animal. Hawk punches Henry and grabs the buckett and uses it to knock out the ref and Southern Justice. Then the LOD leave the ring. Boot Camp Match: Sargeant Slaughter vs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley Match Highlights: *Helmsley shows Slaughter the pack he put together to beat him, including a comb with no teeth, women's underwear and a can of prunes. *Slaughter comes out to the Patriot's music, and then beats on HHH with a small whip. *The Sgt. throws HHH over the guardrail, then drops him groin first onto the steps. *Back in the ring The Sgt. uses a belt to whip and choke HHH. *Slaughter tries the Cobra Clutch, but Helmsley ducks and throw him into the guard rail. *Helmsley chokes Slaughter with his own belt. Then he grabs the bell and uses it to bust open the timekeeper's nose. After this HHH uses the bell to hit Slaughter in the back. *Chyna gives a chain to HHH, who promptly hits Slaughter with them. *Slaughter puts HHH in a Cobra Clutch. This goes on for five minutes until Chyna rakes the Sgt's eyes and then KO's the ref. *Chyna now tries to hit Slaughter, but he throws flour in her face. Helmsley gets him though, and after a few punches gives him the Pedigree on a chair and scores the pin. Jeff Jarret vs, The Undertaker Match Highlights: *JJ comes out announcing himself. He proclaims: There's the jobber. There's the undercarder. There's the champ. There's the icon.......And then there's me! World's greatest athleate! *After a lame match, The Undertaker is about to chokeslam JJ. The lights go out and Kain appears. JJ runs and hides behind Kain, who promptly gives him the chokeslam. Then Kain slaps the Undertaker and leaves. When the lights go back to normal, JJ tries to give the Figure Four to the Undertaker, but he grabs Jarret by the throat and gives him another Chokeslam. JJ wins by DQ. Intercontinental Title Match: Steve Austin vs. Rocky Miavia Match Highlights: *Austin rides out to the ring in his 3:16 truck. Austin is attacked by the Nation, but he throws them all out side the ring. D-Lo Brown comes into the ring, but Austin throws him onto the windshield of the truck, shattering it. Then he drags D-Lo onto the roof of the truck and gives him the stunner. *Kama tries to hit Austin with a chair, but Steve grabs Farrooq and Kama hits him instead. Then Austin hits Kama in the groin. *Finally the match starts. The two duke it out until Austin accidentally stuns the ref. Rocky tries to hit Austin with brass knuckles but Austin ducks and gives the stunner to him. Another ref runs in and gives Austin the win. WWF Title Match: Ken Shamrock vs. Shawn Michaels Match Highlights: *Shawn, dressed in a chain link vest, comes dancing to the ring. *The two duke it out as Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler make rude comments about Owen Hart. *Shawn grabs Ken by the waist and starts harassing the ref about watching him do the move. The ref gets mad and Shawn throws Ken down. *Shawn tries Sweet Chin Music. Ken ducks and suplexes Shawn, and puts him in the Ankle Lock. Just as Shawn's hand is about to hit the mat DX run in and beat up Ken. Suddenly a fan jumps over the guard rail and onto the french commentator booth. He pulls Shawn out of the ring and proceeds to beat him up. Then the fan pulls off his hat revealing himself to be......OWEN HART! Owen pummels DX for a while, then leaves through the crowd as Ken is announced the winner.